Monday, October 13, 2008
Kid-isms by Keaton
If I could follow Keaton around all day and just listen to the different things he says, then I would be pretty happy. He comes up with the most interesting ideas. I wrote a few of then down that I have heard recently.
Keaton came back inside from playing outside. He had only been out for about half an hour. He drags his feet to the couch and says "Mom, I lost my 'play outside energy'. I think I'll just sit here for a while." Turns out that he was sick the next day. Poor guy.
Keaton hears a lot of words from the kids on the bus that he has never heard before. Most of them he can sense that they are bad. Some others, he questions. Yesterday, he asks me "Mom, can I say 'crap'?"
Keaton is a self-proclaimed "expert mathematician". He tells everyone. He is very proud of his math skills.
While waiting for dinner to be done cooking, he said "Mom, sometimes I get so hunger-sick."
Randomly, Keaton turns to me and says "I'm so glad I'm human."
After he got sick and was recovering, he says "I wish germs weren't real." Me too, buddy.