Kamy: "Mom, when I grow up, I want to be you"
Mom: "Kolby, put this diaper in the garbage please." Kolby: I'm not the garbage man!"
Keaton: "Mom, are you the smartest mom on our family?" Mom: "Absolutely."
Keaton: "Daddy's hurting all my feelings."
Mom" Ok, we have five more minutes until it's time to get out." Kolby: "No momma! One minute." Mom: "Ok, one minute." Kolby: "Yippee!"
Kolby: "Let's go on a walk, momma." Mom: "Ok, can I bring my camera and take a picture of you?" Kolby: "Of course."
Kolby: "Ok mom, I'm ready to go."
Kolby: "I stronger than superman." Keaton: "No Kolby. You are not." Kolby: "Uh-huh. I have strong muscles." Keaton: "Not as strong as mine!"
Keaton: "Kolby, let's pay a game I made up. You stand on this bench, and I'll step on your head." Kolby: "Ok" Mom: "Keaton, you cannot step on his head." Keaton: "Oh, alright."
Kolby: (overheard at the dinner table) "Mmm, momma...I eat meat now..meat good...good meat."
Keaton: (his excuse for doing something bad) "...but momma, the inside of my body wants to do whatever it wants. Only the outside listens to you."