...If we all lived on streets that were named after us?
Us: "Hey, why don't you come over to dinner tonight?"
New Friends: "Oh, that sounds nice. Where do you live?"
Us: "Drive down Ashley Lane, past Richard's Parkway, flip a U-turn at Bryce Drive and at the bottom of the hill is John's Place. Turn the corner past Michelle Street and you'll be right in our front yard. Heath Court. See ya soon."