Warning: Not to be performed by untrained individuals. Must have easy-to-frizz hair. Heat-resistant fingertips are a necessity. Must have time to waste because you don't have any friends to hang out with. Baby not included.
Start by diffusing your hair. Not curly enough? Got wacko hair that is hard to straighten since your body gave everything good to the four children you birthed? Excellent. Heat up these HOT STICKS, divide your hair into little sections, and wrap the hair around these bad boys. Leave them in for only a few seconds because for goodness sake, imagine what your hair would look like if you had actually kept the rollers in for longer than 5 seconds! Look in the mirror and admire your new curls. Put on your clown suit, which is the only outfit that would look good with this hairdo. Next time, wait until your hair is longer before using these curlers; that is, if you want to go into public afterwards. Or better yet, just keep them for the kids. They look much better with ringlets than you do.
(See what's in the background of this picture? My happy scrapping stuff. I think use my time more wisely back there.)