The phone rings.
I answer it.
"Yes. I need to see Dr. Michaels Today."
"I'm sorry. This is a home number. The Doctor's office changed their number and I don't know what it is."
Sigh. "Why don't you have the number?"
"Because I am not their messaging service."
Seriously. I think I might just disconnect my home phone service. I think the only people that call me are Heath and my sister. The other 10 calls I get everyday are for the blasted Doctor's office, who selfishly changed their number and didn't tell any of their patients. I'm annoyed.