So a few days ago one of my cousins had this as his status on Facebook: "Play along: You see me in a police car. What would you think I got arrested for?" I thought it would provide me with a few laughs, so I posted it as my status as well. My friends didn't disappoint. I thoroughly enjoyed the answers. Here they are:
Julie: You were arrested for using your awesome ninja skills inappropriately while cooking...
Sarah: You would be arrested for being too talented!! I think they would want to do some testing. It's not normal for someone to be so perfect!
Jenifer B: protesting.
Valerie: Forking Kim's yard! LOL
Jennifer W: Eating too many potatoes! LOL
Paula: Disturbance of the peace---riots outside your house as people try to get a piece of your peanut butter pie. The officers offer you a speedy release with an unblemished record in exchange for the remaining pieces of pie.
Jennifer J: Neighborhood riot. I've never heard of this pie!!!!! I think the two of us need to sit down and swap recipes. You know I live right behind you. Well, close to behind you. I could jump my fence and be there in 30 seconds.
Regina: Stealing all of Sonic's ice while doing crafts in the car.
J'ana: Being too nice to everyone. But hey, wait...that's not a crime. Let her go at once, I say!
Marcia: Regina nailed it!
Caroline: I have to go with indecent exposure on this one.
Natasha: You are very very nice in a way that should be a crime. Luckily we still live in a free country.
Kadie: Well, if you were with my momma (Jennifer W), I wouldn't be surprised. You guys would probably get arrested for having too much fun. Oh, and Valerie would be there as well.
Tisha: Probably for eating, putting makeup on, talking on the cell phone and yelling at the kids all at the same time.
Love it when I get a good chuckle in. Do you guys facebook?