That's how I feel about my chapstick. No substitution will do. All other chapsticks are inferior, but where Napoleon and I differ, is that I wouldn't be caught ANYWHERE, without my chapstick. Usually I have one in my pocket, one in my purse, one in the car, one next to my bed, one by my sewing area, one in my bathroom, one in the office, and a few in my makeup bag.
However, about every 18 months, I run low on my supply of the best chapstick in the world, Natural Ice Cherry Ice chapstick, and since I can only find it online, I buy a good supply. This shipment provided me with 20 packages of chapstick. I'm in heaven.