Soon, all the kids were down to one pair of jeans, which they wore everyday. I had enough. I bought them each two pairs of jeans (most were on clearance, hallelujah) to ride out the rest of the school year.
This morning, they all wore their new jeans to school, and it was such a vision of excellence, to see perfect jeans, unripped and unholey.
Who wants to place bets on how long it'll be before I see the first hole?